Welcome to BMVP — Barely Minimal Viable Product. We build mediocre websites with mediocre results at a price so low, you won't even care. Why settle for excellence when "good enough" is cheaper?
Every single deliverable is generated by AI and given one human glance before shipping. That's our quality guarantee.
We'll give you a website that technically works on most browsers, most of the time. Mobile-friendly? We'll check that box. Will it win design awards? Absolutely not.
We add meta tags and hope for the best. Our AI writes your page descriptions in seconds, and honestly, they read like it. Page 1 of Google? We've heard of it.
Need 10 blog posts by Friday? Done. Will they sound like a robot wrote them? Maybe. Will they rank? Statistically, some of them should.
Logo, color palette, and a brand guide that we generate in about 4 minutes. It'll look professional-ish. Good enough to print on a business card you'll never hand out.
We schedule AI-generated posts across your channels. Engagement not guaranteed, but your accounts will look active to the 3 people checking.
We'll slap a "Buy Now" button on your site and connect a payment processor. Inventory management? That sounds like a you problem.
Ryan Saucerman founded BMVP after years of watching agencies charge six figures for websites that could be built by AI in an afternoon. His vision was simple: what if we just… did that?
Under Ryan's visionary-ish leadership, BMVP has delivered hundreds of barely functional websites to clients who didn't know any better — and saved them a fortune in the process. "Why spend $50,000 when $500 gets you 60% of the way there?" is practically a company mantra.
When he's not prompting AI to generate entire client deliverables, Ryan enjoys telling people he runs a "digital agency" at dinner parties.
Four simple steps from concept to a product you can technically show people.
Send us a vague email. Bullet points are fine. A napkin sketch? Even better. We'll figure out the rest. Probably.
Your brief goes straight into our AI pipeline. No designers, no strategists — just prompts, prayers, and processing power.
A real person (usually Ryan) gives it a 30-second once-over. If nothing's on fire, it ships. Our QA process, everybody.
Your Barely Minimal Viable Product is live. Celebrate accordingly. Revision requests cost extra (we have to write new prompts).
Three levels of mediocrity to match your ambition. Send us an email to learn more — we'll probably reply.
*These testimonials are as real as our commitment to excellence.
"I paid $99 and got exactly $99 worth of website. The homepage loads, the about page mostly works, and there's a contact form that sends emails to... somewhere. 10/10 for honesty."
"BMVP saved me $49,500 compared to the other agency I was talking to. Sure, my site looks like it was built in 2019, but it works. My mom said it looked 'professional enough.' That's a win."
"Ryan promised me a 'digital experience' and I got a WordPress site with a stock photo of people shaking hands. But for $299? I really cannot complain. And yet here I am."
Get in touch today and we'll have something mediocre in your inbox by tomorrow. No contracts, no expectations, no disappointment beyond the reasonable kind.
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